Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly attempted throw somebits to a massive reptile. Witnesses say that Trump perhaps got a little overly familiar with the creature, leading some nervouslaughing. The {entireincident was captured on video, and clips have quickly gone trending online.
- We don't know why Trump
- chose Alcatraz
- but some speculate that he waslooking for attention
Breaking News: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President The Donald has encountered a pack of dangerous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
Local reporters claim to have more info seen the former leader fighting with the creatures, wielding a vibrating toothbrush. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from Mr. Trump's staff.
Stay tuned for more updates on this bizarre event!
Big T's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! President Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, wearing a MAGA hat the whole time. He's even totally plans to put in a gold-plated bidet during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
- Stay tuned for updates on this crazy story!/Follow us for all the latest Trump news!/Don't miss out on this wild ride!
Gator Jail? Definitely, Declares the Donald
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. That mess down in Florida is gettin' worse. They got these giant lizards runnin' free. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em wander around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta crack down of these creatures. That's why I say we gotta build a special prison - Alcatraz for crocodiles, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' care of problems.
- Drain the Swamp!
Bigly Donald's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical golf course, folks. The President himself is hitting the glades on a wild expedition. That's right, we're talking about Trumpfacing off against alligators. Sources say he's packing his that ridiculous red "Make America Great Again" beanie and planning on showing those gators who's boss. Will he run screaming back to the White House? Only time will tell!
You Won't Believe This! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are seriously gonna want to hear about this! The Donald himself, former Prez Trump, has decided to embark on a wild journey. He's trading his golf clubs for some serious grit and is going into a tank full of hungry alligators! Word on the street that this whole thing was a publicity stunt.
What could ever be more wild? Only time will show.